026. Accidental Video/Action

[foolishwren]

<sub>[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]

[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]</sub>

PUT THAT DOWN!

BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!

.... NO.

<sub>[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]

[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]</sub>

Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.

_{[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]}

Comments

[Video]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[Artemis! Sob. Stop bullying me!]

I've heard it doesn't take long to reach Cherrygrove, but how lengthy is the journey to the settlement following it?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_[NO.]

About a week, if you know where you're going.

[Video] Totally didn't fall alseep on her keyboard last night.

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it won't be too difficult.

[Video] Dude that totally happens to me all the time XDD

[foolishwren]

Nah, it's not bad. It'll give your legs a workout, though.

[Video] You know I'll have to stalk Heather through the fog event , right? Foooooog~

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

I'm not particularly fond of workouts.

[Video]HAHAHA HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. I have tl;dr shit planned for her!

[foolishwren]

Oh really?

Why not?

_{[GIVE HER DETAILS SO THAT SHE CAN EVENTUALLY MAKE FUN OF YOUR PALE NOODLE-LIMBS.]}

[Video] freaking SWEEEEET

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

It's just not a subject I'm overly acquainted with.

[Because workouts are a subject now.

Why the heck would he do that, you bully?]

[Video] :Db! /will try not to spoil too much ahead of time, though it's probably nothing surprising

[foolishwren]

A subject?

Dude, don't you ever just run around outside in the sun? You're like... what, fifteen? Sixteen?

_{[BECAUSE SHE'S MEAN.]}

[Video] /will have to look up some lets plays of SH3 to pump self up

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

I ride the horses.

... [Hard to answer, does she want what age he is by law or does how old he actually is (biologically)? Let's see if she even notices him miss the question.]

[THAT MUCH I'VE GATHERED!]

[Video] A wise choice, my child! This is ALWAYS a worthwhile activity.

[foolishwren]

See, that's a workout. That's something.

_{[.... And yes, she notices. And she stares. Expectantly.]}

[Video] /blames late tag on parents favoritism of younger sister

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

... Yes?

[Video] *patpats* It happens.

[foolishwren]

Well? How old are you?

[Video 95% Locked]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[Artemis sighs and takes a moment to lock the transmission between them.]

If you were to check my birth certificates in the world and time I have been selected from, they would state that legally I'm 18 and that the law regards me as such. However, biologically, I turned 15 a short while ago.

[Video 95% Locked]

[foolishwren]

_{[She raises a slow brow at the minor infodump. And one corner of her mouth slowly creeps upwards. BOY does this kid take himself seriously. She won't comment on that, not just yet, but she IS wearing a sort of 'lol are you for real, guy' expression.]}

So I was right, you're fifteen.

[Video 95% Locked]

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[He sees that face, and he doesn't take kindly to it.]

True. And by your appearance, I'm assuming you're prepubescent?

[Was that an Artemis Fowl style insult?]

[Video 95% Locked]

[foolishwren]

Ohoho.

Actually, it's an interesting thing. If you were to check my birth certificate in the world and time I was selected from, they'd state that I was legally eighteen.

But biologically... I actually am eighteen.

Try not to faint.

_{[Was that a Heather style comeback?]}

[Video 95% Locked] /should go spam you in your other post, because im mean

[usednastyplot.livejournal.com]

[YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BIRTH CERFITICATE!]

I shall do my best, young miss.

[No, just a bad one.]

[Video 95% Locked] Lolz, go for it.

[foolishwren]

_{[SHE HAS A FAKE ONE, OKAY. AND IT TECHNICALLY SAYS SHE'S 25. BUT HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.]}

Whatever you say, kiddo.

_{[Two could play at this game.]}