foolishwren | 026. Accidental Video/Action

_{[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]

[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]}

PUT THAT DOWN!

BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!

.... NO.

_{[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]

[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]}

Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.

_{[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]}

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Yes, maybe we shouldn't think about that...

But he can control when he wants to use it or not, correct? Or does he have the tendency to open his mouth and fire flames everywhere without control?

Well, yeah, he can control it, he's just retarded.

_{[Would you trust a toddler with a flamethrower?]}

The dog cannot be that bad. He is probably just overexcited from learning a new..."trick".

[...would that flamethrower come with an auto button?]

Dogs are evil. All of them.

_{[... Just... ignore her, Layton, now she's being stubborn and grouchy just for the sake of being stubborn and grouchy.]}

Now whatever gave you that idea?

Dogs are quite the companions, though I do agree that some of them can be "evil". But they always have a reason for doing so. I believe Luke to speak to animals, so perhaps he could ask your dog questions for you?

_{[Think of the most sour expression you have EVER seen on a teenager. And now imagine one more sour than that. That's the look Heather's giving Layton right now.]}

.... Dogs are evil.

_{[AND THAT WAS FINAL.]

[Somewhere near the bottom of the screen, Cujo's face peeked into view, wearing a great big :D expression. Heather elbowed his head back down somewhat roughly, but the expression never changed.]}

And... I think he said something about that, but it... stopped working or something. Quite awhile ago.

[Well, that must be quite the sour face then. The Professor has seen quite a lot of them while growing up. Well, he knows that look and that he's not going to go anywhere with Heather at the moment, so he drops the dog topic. But awww, look at Cujo. The Professor waves.]

It seems like your dog is quite happy. Is he always like this?

Ah, and is that so? That is rather unfortunate. I thought that may have helped in our travels. Especially for my own, erm, "problematic" Pokemon.

[Bloody Hoothoot. The Professor's hat is not your perch. It's blocking his view and it is going to damage his nice silk hat. Why are some of these Pokemon just out to cause us trouble?]

_{[AND GRUMPINESS WINS THE DAY AGAIN. Cujo indeed looks very happy, though, and it is very rare that he ever wears a different expression.]}

Usually. I think he's just braindead.

_{[Heather did look interested, though, when the Hoothoot showed up.]}

... I have one of those. She lives in my backpack.

These birds seem quite common actually. But I wish mine did live in my backpack like yours. Walter seems-- please get off my hat --to take quite the liking to my top hat.

I don't have the slightest clue why...

[Excuse the Professor for a minute as he just tries to flail around to get that bloody bird off of his bloody hat. LORD IN HEAVEN GET OFF WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING OFF DON'T YOU FALL ASLEEP ON MY HAT]

Well, haters gotta hate, birds gotta perch. I guess that's just how it works.

_{[Despite her grumpiness, she can't help but quirk a little grin at the Professor doing his flaily thing. WHAT, IT WAS FUNNY.]}

Yes, I suppose-- hrmp --so. But I wish that he'll find somewhere else to perch. You are quite stubborn, aren't you?

I hope that your bird is a lot more well-trained than my own.

[The Professor's hands can't even reach the top of his hat, so he's just kinda fumbling around. A normal person would take it off, shoo the bird away, then put it back on. The Professor is not one of those people.]

Well, I don't train her much, but she just...stays in the backpack and doesn't really bother anybody.

_{[Except when she decided that four AM was the best time to sit next to Heather's head and make noises like a bagpipe filled with jello.]}

I should probably teach mine to stay in its bag before it starts to damage my hat.

Ah, I have also heard that these Pokemon changes shape and evolves, correct? Does every kind do that?

[Bagpipe...filled with jello...These comparisons are amazing...Have I told you that you are amazing yet?]

I'm not sure, actually. It seems like a lot of them do, but only one of mine has so far. _{[Arty was very happy being the most-evolved of Heather's team, and she flaunted it quite openly.]}

_{[W-WELL, THANK YOU. <3]}

Edited 2010-09-17 03:11 (UTC)

026. Accidental Video/Action

[video] Oh God, why does that look like he jumped straight out of a 80s or 90s cartoon?

[video] because that man was MEANT to be a cartoon character.

[video]I'll watch that cartoon and be late for all my classes I DON'T REGRET A THING

[video] SAME. HERE.

[video]Sitting in front of that TV as we slowly dress ourselves as our mom screams for us to get out

[video] I used to be that way with Arthur. ;-;

[video]I didn't have cable, so I watched videos; Inspector Gadgettttt ;_;

[video] ;-; Me either, I only had PBS.

[video] I think I had ABC for a while. I watched the shit out of Art Attack. MY FAV SHOW ;_;

[video] ;-; FFF

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