foolishwren | 026. Accidental Video/Action

_{[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]

[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]}

PUT THAT DOWN!

BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!

.... NO.

_{[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]

[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]}

Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.

_{[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]}

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[here, he snorts in amusement]

Have you tried using snacks as incentives?

Well, I did, but the problem with keeping snacks in my backpack is then he just takes the backpack and THEN runs away in the opposite direction, barking at nothing.

Smart dog. [... sorta]

You wouldn't think he was so smart if YOU were the one wearing the backpack when he tried to run off with it, Mister Smartypants.

[aaaand the mental image makes him laugh]

You've gotta admit, it sounds pretty funny!

_{[Oh, it WAS funny! ... Heather was just too proud to admit it!]}

NO IT SOUNDS STUPID. And awful.

And lame.

MY DOG IS STUPID.

At least he knows what he wants and how to get it?

_{[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.]}

You are such a pain.

_{[JUST LET HER STEW IN HER DISGRUNTLEDNESS, ALREADY! DAMMIT KAITO. WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL CHEERFUL ALL THE TIME.]}

[HE LIVES TO BE CHEERFUL]

You're just saying that because you're grumpy.

No, I'm saying it because your face.

What does my face have to do with anything?

It makes me grumpy.

_{[IT WAS TOO SMILEY.]}

Is it because I'm smiling too much again? [HE KNOWS]

YES.

Stop that immediately.

[SEE THIS FACE? IT IS A VERY SRS FACE]

_{[.... SRS FACE ON KAITO JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. But Heather mock-brightens up anyway.]}

There!

[... he can't keep his expression that serious for long, and he quickly bursts out laughing]

... Aw man, you RUINED it!

_{[But she's laughing, too. It's sort of hard to look angry when you're cracking up.]}

Made you laugh~

S-shut up, you did not.

_{[Covering your mouth is a surefire way of convincing everyone that you were not laughing at all. It never fails.]}

Did too! Which was the whole point~ Victory for Kuroba!

Aw, shut your face.

Your STUPID SMILEY FACE.

_{[Yeah, he won this one.]}

There is a reason I'm named Smiley~

I shoulda named you Ugly.

Ugly Kuroba.

It has a ring to it!

But 'Ugly Kuroba' would be very inaccurate.

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