Heather Mason (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
foolishwren) wrote2010-09-15 07:33 pm
foolishwren) wrote2010-09-15 07:33 pm
Entry tags:
- *artemis fowl: artemis fowl,
- *axis powers hetalia: england,
- *dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- *eyeshield 21: hiruma yoichi,
- *metal gear solid: hal 'otacon' emmerich,
- *one piece: smoker,
- *professor layton: professor layton,
- accidental video,
- action,
- all phobias: engage,
- cujo,
- don't do this at home,
- epic fail,
- fucking fuckity fuck,
- growlithe,
- ic,
- route 32,
- video,
- violet city,
- violet city outskirts
026. Accidental Video/Action
[The camera comes on with grass obscuring half the screen-- it was quite literally just dumped on the ground along with most of the other contents of Heather's bag-- such as the Hoothoot that was currently rolling away across the ground in a generally dismayed manner.]
[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]
PUT THAT DOWN!
BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!
.... NO.
[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]
[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]
Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.
[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]
[Scuffling noises can be heard, along with some mostly-angry, but also slightly-frantic shouting from Heather.]
PUT THAT DOWN!
BAD DOG, DAMMIT! STAY! Stay there!
.... NO.
[More scuffling noises, and then Cujo merrily trots past the screen and in the direction of Heather's voice. In his mouth is a large stick!]
[Notable qualities of the stick would be its very large size (proof of the jaw-strength capacity of a Growlithe), interestingly-shaped leaves (it appeared to be off of a Mint Berry tree), the scuff-marks on its bark (courtesy of its carrier's teeth), and the fact that it was fucking on fire.]
Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that thing over to me. Do NOT bring that AW HELL.
[Scraping noises from far off and a patter of leaves and twigs as they hit the ground. Yes, Heather is, once more, climbing a tree to get away from her Pokemon. And you thought they were past this point.]
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The hell makes you think that?
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[... Normally Heather was not this melodramatic, honest.]
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I was thinking you could summon him back and use the water pokemon to put out anything he leaves behind.
Why do have a fire pokemon if you don't like fire so much?
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[The Poliwag could only use Bubble, and trying to extinguish a fire with bubbles was basically like trying to extinguish one by dipping your fingers in a glass of water and flicking the droplets at it.]
Like I could get rid of him! He was my starter!
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Well, where are you? I can help. Wait... no devil fruit. Damn it, this is not my day. [Grumbling and more swearing under his breath.] He can't be THAT bad. He seems to like you at least. Even if he doesn't obey orders well.