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[Hiccup's got a sympathetic smile when he flips on the video. Luckily he's finished with his chuckling for now.]

Poor Zilla... You know, trying is the important part.

Yeah, I don't really think 'At least you tried' applies when you end up creating the problem you were tryin' to solve.

_{[Godzilla, visible in the edge of the frame, cringes. Heather reaches out to pat him roughly on the head to show that no, she doesn't hate him. SHE'S JUST AGGRAVATED.]}

Well, that solves one of life's mysteries from when I was growing up.

[He gives a bit of a wave to the side of the video.]

Don't worry, bud, everyone makes mistakes. [Back to addressing Heather, now...] What made him think you were drowning, anyway? Are you really bad at swimming?

Wh-- no. Tch, show a little respect for your elders, dragon boy.

_{[NO SHE'S NOT LETTING GO OF THE FACT THAT SHE'S STILL TECHNICALLY OLDER. SHE WANTS TO BELIEVE.]}

I had the audacity to put my head under the water, that's all.

[omg just barely]

You should really know better than that.

_{[IT STILL COUNTS]}

Oh my god, right? How dare I.

[whatever, shrimp]

You really can't blame him at all, with circumstances like those! Especially since you're not a water type. You have no business putting your head under water like that.

Obviously I shouldn'tve gone in the water without little inflatable water wings and a leash tethering me to the shore.

Well if you had, the whole situation could have been avoided. In fact, I think that would have been safer for everyone, not just you.

All right, all right.

Don't validate his delusions too much.

[It takes a lot of willpower to not continue with WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DELUSIONS? but Hiccup manages.]

Really though, maybe you two should do some swimming lessons together. Then he can be near you in case something does go wrong, and he'll see that you're capable of doing these things. Showing what you know and picking up some tips from a water type like him might put his mind at ease.

Iiieeee dunno.

I'd rather not spend the next week or so still tasting lakewater.

_{[It's not honestly a bad idea, though.]}

If you're both underwater at the same time, shouldn't he be able to see that you're not drowning?

Well theoretically if we're both on land at the same time, he should be able to see when I'm moving to avoid stepping in a puddle and not feel like he needs to pick me up to make sure I avoid it.

_{[GODZILLA'S NEUROTIC ANXIETIES DON'T FOLLOW ANY REAL FORM OF LOGIC, HICCUP.]}

...What did you do?

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS LEVEL OF WORRYING.]

HEY, lose that tone, man!

Godzilla is a neurotic basket-case. I didn't do ANYTHING!

Sorry, sorry!

[Not...really, though.]

Have you tried asking him why he's so...like that?

Well... no? I mean, he can't, you know, talk. Or write.

All I know is that after he bit me so hard I had to get stitches he like... had a personality makeover from the personality fairy or something.

Well, no, but I mean... Asking a Psychic-type to help out with it.

I think I...kind of get it, if that's the case. I caused a lot of problems for people, back in the day. [And more recent than he was willing to admit.] I wanted to make up for them, but wound up just making more trouble each time. It's hard when all you do is screw up an opportunity.

... Oh yeah.

I keep forgetting about that.

I don't have any psychic types... but yeah. You might be onto something, with that description. ... He does kinda overdo things every time he makes a mistake...

He just needs more confidence. Go out together and accomplish some things! [He shrugs, a bit of a sarcastic smile curling.] If nothing else, you can take solace in the fact that he hasn't burned down his village multiple times.

Of course, if you want, I could still get Heath...er...

[...Snotlout what did you do.]

_{[.....?]

[Heather gives Hiccup an odd look, tilting her head slightly.]}

... What? What is it?

[Heather's getting an odd look right back, though Hiccup's not really meaning to.]

Heather? You got to be kidding. [He turns from the camera, frowning as he calls out.] Heather, get over here!

... You have a Pokemon named Heather?

_[Wat.]

[In reply, Hiccup picks up an Espeon by the scruff of her neck, holding her out in front of the camera like she's going to explode. At the sight of Heather, the other Heather's long ears perk up, and there's a touch of a glow to the jewel on her forehead.]

Please tell me my cousin didn't name this thing after you.

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