foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2010-10-05 03:49 am

033. [Video] (action for Camp Otacon)

[When the camera comes on, Heather's lying on her back on her sleeping bag with Cujo draped over her stomach and a sulky expression on her face. The bandage formerly tied over her eye (looking distinctly nasty now) is crumpled off to the side and in its place is a hot compress, which she's holding gently to the wounded area with one hand. She seems to be holding the PokeGear up above her with the other. Least flattering Myspace-shot ever.]

So-- how long do I have to keep this thing on?

[She's talking to somebody off-camera and judging by the ever-so-patient tone of the reply she gets, which is sort of indistinct but along the lines of 'Until I say you can take it off', that somebody is Otacon.]

But Haaaaaal.

[There is no reply.]

..... Fine, fine...

I'll just stay here and stew in my misery.

[There's a laugh from off the screen and another indistinct reply that is apparently amused at Heather's overdramatic whining and not sympathetic like she'd been hoping. So Heather makes a pouty face and turns her head just slightly so that she can stick her tongue out in his general direction before looking back to the camera.]


His Dictatorship over there is reveling in his regime of oppression and I'm bored.

Someone please distract me.

[SHE'D EVEN WELCOME KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. THAT IS HOW LOW SHE HAS SUNK.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs. Free country is...not a concept he's familiar with.]

That depends on what you think counts as free, doesn't it?

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[That warrants a guffaw.] They're not very proactive about catching their "dangerous" criminals, so I guess it is a pretty free country!

[The Quagsire does her best to return the thumbs up. "Siiire!"]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kisame shrugs]

The interrogation would be the worst part, at least where I come from.

[Of course, he's got a "kill on sight" order on his head so he doesn't really worry about that.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The best interrogators can find the memories you've dismissed or blocked out and tear them out of you. Good thing there aren't very many of the best, eh?

[Nor does Kisame, but of course, he grew up in a village where the initiation into their armed forces was "here, kill your friend in a fight to the death"]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kisame nods, suddenly serious.]

The genjutsu those ghosts put us through was a bad one. It's a good thing I wasn't near the town, or someone would have died.

[There's no doubt in his mind that he would have killed people had he been in Violet at the time.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
With how upset the natives get over simple assault and not treating the Pokémon well, yes, I think they would have.

It makes me wonder how badly they would react to actual murder, though.

[He considers himself lucky he realized it was genjutsu so quickly. What he saw was bad enough without accidentally attacking his closest ally.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they would, but in what way?

[Kisame, of course, accepts that death is a suitable punishment for a lot more things than just murder but this place is very different on the punishment scale.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Death would probably be more effective--it's the punishment used more often where I come from.

[Of course, ninja were very adept at getting out of tricky situation. Imprisoning one was usually more work than it was worth.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not something you like to think about?

[Asked casually but he's still pretty serious.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lies and corruption are in every world, from the sound of it.

[Said heavily, like he has personal experience.]

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately.

[Changing the subject is go] Shouldn't you take that off now? If they're left on too long, they do more harm than good.

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[identity profile] usedgigadrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles, just a little]

Not bad. I've seen more impressive, but not bad at all.

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