foolishwren | 033. [Video] (action for Camp Otacon)

_{[When the camera comes on, Heather's lying on her back on her sleeping bag with Cujo draped over her stomach and a sulky expression on her face. The bandage formerly tied over her eye (looking distinctly nasty now) is crumpled off to the side and in its place is a hot compress, which she's holding gently to the wounded area with one hand. She seems to be holding the PokeGear up above her with the other. Least flattering Myspace-shot ever.]}

So-- how long do I have to keep this thing on?

_{[She's talking to somebody off-camera and judging by the ever-so-patient tone of the reply she gets, which is sort of indistinct but along the lines of 'Until I say you can take it off', that somebody is Otacon.]}

But Haaaaaal.

_{[There is no reply.]}

..... Fine, fine...

I'll just stay here and stew in my misery.

_{[There's a laugh from off the screen and another indistinct reply that is apparently amused at Heather's overdramatic whining and not sympathetic like she'd been hoping. So Heather makes a pouty face and turns her head just slightly so that she can stick her tongue out in his general direction before looking back to the camera.]}

His Dictatorship over there is reveling in his regime of oppression and I'm bored.

Someone please distract me.

_{[SHE'D EVEN WELCOME KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES. THAT IS HOW LOW SHE HAS SUNK.]}

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Oi! My joke is anything but dumb.

[FAUX OFFENSE]

You're right.

_[Beat.]

It's super dumb.

_{[BEEAAAAM.]

[But on a serious note, it's nowhere near as bad as Sora's joke about the king's armies, so you're good, Kaito.]}

[... grump]

See if I entertain you the next time you need it.

Well if you're gonna be the prince of pout about it, see if I come to your next show.

_{[OHOHOHO. ... Yeah she'd come no matter what anyway, but it's fun to tease.]}

The only person you'll be depriving is yourself~

Well maybe I just won't give you any more of my awesome ideas.

Then I'll just come up with awesome ideas myself.

Please, you'll never be able to top the 'guns into bunnies' idea.

Once I put jell-o into a bunch of water balloons and dropped them on my classmates. Think you could beat that?

_{[Thoughtful look.]}

... I would've bought those gummy eye candies and cut up other stuff in the jello to make it look all blood-clotty before I dropped 'em.

... I'd call 'em brain-bombs.

...........

_{[PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPRESSION.]}

-- I dyed a classmates hair orange from across the room once, too. [HE WILL BEAT HER HE JUST KNOWS IT]

_{[THIS COULD GO ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME.]}

Just orange?

I'dve gone for something crazier, like radioactive lime green or something!

.... Or rainbow.

It was neon orange.

I did rainbow once, too.

Well... okay, fine, I'll letcha have that one on technicality. Because neon orange is a great color.

Were there sparkles?

Of course there were sparkles.

Okay, okay. Good. You satisfied the requirements.

Am I a worthy prankster oh Heather the Great?

Hm, for noooooowww....

But I'll be keepin' you on your toes, so watch out!

A good magician is always prepared.

Good, then you should do okay.

Oi. More than okay.

Okay, fine.

You'll do swimmingly.

[FFFT he snorts in amusement]

Swimmingly.

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